Truth be told, I am love’s number one fan. If I could hook myself up to an IV full of romance and feel it flowing through my veins, I’d be … Continue reading Who Cares About Cupid…I Just Want The Candy

Truth be told, I am love’s number one fan. If I could hook myself up to an IV full of romance and feel it flowing through my veins, I’d be … Continue reading Who Cares About Cupid…I Just Want The Candy
Love is blind because lust gouged its eyes out. Sure that may sound harsh, but it’s the truth. Think about it. Lust is the instigator of all romantic relationships…whether casual … Continue reading Unfiltered Love
In celebration of the recent marriage of my favorite human alive, Tom Ford, to his delightful (now) husband Richard Buckley, I felt the need to revisit the lovely wit of one … Continue reading Tom Ford’s Wit Should Be Bottled & Sold
Emotional baggage is annoying. Now that I’ve reached a certain point in my life, I know what I want out of a relationship. Be it casual or serious, I know what … Continue reading Baggage…And I’m Not Talking About Louis Vuitton Here.
Sweet Disorder
You have brought to me…sweet disorder.
Tucked beneath a whirlwind of welcomed chaos.
You have brought to me…a fire inside.
Ignited each time your eyes brush over my silhouette.
Each time your smile illuminates even the darkest skies.
And sometimes I wonder…if you know that such a striking pleasure captures me, that I exist as a victim of your indefinable allure.
And even amidst the tormenting desire, your touch reminds me that the rose and thorn thrive in their own little universe without explanation, without cares…only with sweet disorder.
It’s a funny thing, the inevitable. It has only been a few days since my giant white bunny Nellie made her way up to Heaven…and I’d be lying if I … Continue reading Food Under The Table: A Little Tale About My Favorite Tail
I grew up with two older brothers. Therefore I am certain that because of this, I have always felt more comfy around guys than girls. In my opinion, guys are … Continue reading Death Of The Platonic Paradise